Darth Vader meets Spock

Darth Vader meets Spock


Wed May 13, 2015 11:42 am
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Spock: - So... Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father?
Vader: - He told me enough! He told me you teleported him!
Spock: - No, Anakin, I am your father.
Vader: - NOOO... That's not true! That's illogical!
Spock: - You see? Join me, and I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can drive the 'Enterprise', and bring Logic to the Federation. We can destroy Kirk. It is our destiny!
Vader: - Uhh?
Spock: - Join me, and together, we can rule the Planets' Federation as father and son! Come with me. It is the logical way.
Vader:- Your thoughts betray you, 'father'. I feel the Dark Side in you, the conflict...
Spock: - There is no conflict. You underestimate the power of the Trekie Side.
Vader: - I don't share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
Spock: - I find your lack of faith illogically disturbing!
Vader: - So be it...
Spock: - If you will not be turned, you will be teleported!
Vader: - You vulcan scum!
Spock: - Uh?
Vader: - I recognized your foul stench when I felt a great disturbance in the Force...
Spock: - Help you I can. Yes, mmmm?
Vader: - But the 'Enterprise' never made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs...
Spock: - I have a bad feeling about this...
Vader: - However, I was not waiting for you, Ob... Damn!
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Comment by legobasher » Thu May 21, 2015 10:38 am

I like the script you wrote!
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