The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:33 pm
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LtoR: Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Trillian Astra (Frankie and Benji Mouse) and Marvin the Paranoid Android

"A towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with. Hence a phrase which has passed into hitch-hiker slang, as in 'Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.' (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; Hoopy: really together guy; Frood: really amazingly together guy.)"

Comment by Jetpack-guy » Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:34 pm

Don't Panic
Would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?
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