Sgt. Baker is the name, and I'm gonna teach you how to play this game!
Now WALK, man!
Suddenly, it appears to me, you're gonna take much dignity
From your belly, boy (Yes sir. Yes sir.)

I will rape your personality
Pump you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just BE LIKE ME!

Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left...
Right...
Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the leeeft. Yeah!

Sgt. Baker, here again, and if your clothes need permanent tanglin'
Stop the dam, boy! (Uhuh)
"Stan's a queer! Stan's a queer!" Well, you got a problem?! "Sir! Stan's a queer!"
Well, you ain't got no horns, boy! (Yes sir. Yess ssir.)

I will rape your personality
Pump you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just BE LIKE ME!

Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left...
Right...
Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the leeeft. Yeah!

Sgt. Baker, one more time. I'd like to tell ya that your ass is mine.
'Cause it's a mighty fine ass, boy! (uhuh)
Been surrounded by men since I was ten; I haven't felt it with a woman since I don't know when.
But you'd better hit the showers, boy! (Yes sir. Yess ssir.)

I will rape your personality
Pump you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just BE LIKE ME!

Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left
Right...
Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the leeeft.

I said Right...
Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left
Right...
Shake it to the left
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the leeeft. Yeah!