nall: Ladies and gentlemen
nall: Mr. Matt Stone
nall: Matt will be taking questions from the web
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MattStone: hola!
MattStone: Me lammo Matt Stone
MattStone: Y yo soy un estadeudiense
jolon: hahahahahaha
jolon: matt's got a fine command of spanish
MattStone: Todo en espanol hoy dia
MattStone: vamos a acepter preguntas in espanol
MattStone: a ver
nall: okay.

nall: BSR asks, what was the inspiration for the Gingers attacking in last week's episode?
MattStone: En ingles..... It was basically just hitting all those horror movie moments. There wasn't one film in particular
MattStone: children of the corn maybe
MattStone: We wanted to be vampires
MattStone: gingers=vampires

nall: Loblin asks I read from the last chat that you and Trey were planning on redoing Cannibal: The musical with a huge budget. What happened to those ideas? Please make it, or a sequel!
MattStone: We've been busy!
MattStone: I still think its a good idea

nall: Yonnic347 asks, Will Stan and Wendy ever get back together?
MattStone: but we have to figure out if we really want to take two years out of our life to redo a movie we've done
MattStone: I don't know if stan and wendy will ever get back together. There love is written in the stars, but this world seems to conspire to keep them apart. You know, that person that you KNOW that you are supposed to be with. That GOD wanted you to be with.... But then it don't work out... or maybe it will for them...

nall: wallyosu asks, if Jimbo is Randy's brother, why do they have different last names?
MattStone: They are half brothers with different dads. I think that's the only way that works out right?

nall: unknown asks, Have you ever used your fame for evil?
MattStone: Not many times, if you ask me. If you ask the Hollywood cheezmos that we had kicked off their table so that Trey and I could sit down with our friends, they might answer differently. But then I've gotten kick off a table by bruce willis before. And Twiggy from Marilyn Manson! So yes. Using fame for evil is a daily temptation....

nall: Pirateghost asks, what's with Family Guy?
MattStone: I wish I knew.

link: Will asks: why wasn't Conan mentioned as a famous ginger?
MattStone: I KNOW!!! We thought of that AFTER it aired. We just forgot that's all. Kind of lame. Should of put more thought into it i guess....

nall: The Hams asks, Will we ever see more of Princess?
MattStone: I don't know... We are kind of busy but if someone wants to put it on, we would be psyched. Maybe cell phone content!

link: Delita184 asks: Do you and Trey still have time to play music for fun, or do most of your musical efforts end up going towards the show?
MattStone: We don't really jam anymore. If "jam" was ever what you would call it. Now we focus on the ol day job. Making tv
link: I will say that matt just played maybe 4 made up songs for me with wu tang as backup on his guitar

link: Bri7x asks: Q: If you or Trey have a cold and your voices are hindered, what happens when it's time to do voices/ADR?
MattStone: If we have a cold, we suck on a lemon... That usually will get your voice into shape temporarily. It's an old trick.

nall: Aidstyme asks, do you have any ideas stored away for the final final episode of south park?
MattStone: No.... I don't know what that would be but we would have to do something special... That's a way off i hope anyway.... No se.

nall: +Meekrob: Will DVDA ever release a CD?
MattStone: DVDA hasn't really existed for about 5 years. So probably not. But just because I said that, maybe we will.

link: kgsullivan asks: Has either of you read A Confederacy of Dunces? I see some Cartman in there.
MattStone: I read Confederacy of Dunces AGES ago. I think in high school. I don't remember it at all though. Cartman is omnipresent though. He is in all things.

nall: Butters asks, is Paris Hilton still trapped in Mr. Slave's body?
MattStone: Paris Hilton is ass deep in Slave. She is slowly finding her way out via 5th avenue, vegas, miami and london.

nall: The_Hams asks, Would you rather have had Kenny's death in season 6 be permanent?
MattStone: No ... Kenny is kind of a prop sometimes, but he is an important part of South Park. It will always be at its heart a show about FOUR boys. We go off from there for a while, but its gravitational pull always traps us again.

nall: torndaredevil asks, what is Underpants Gnomes "phase 2"?
MattStone: That's the joke! If i knew, I would know how to turn underpants into profit!

link: someone asks: Where do you keep your jewgold?
MattStone: I only have half a bag of jew gold because my father is not jewish. Rabbinical law states that half breeds are only entitled to half a bag and they must keep it behind their balls. Unless they're a half breed girl and then they can keep it in their purse or other pre-approved gold container.

nall: cvncv asks, what happened to Tweek? is he gonna be featured in any upcoming episodes
MattStone: yeah! We gotta do something with Tweek! Ask and you shall recieve!!!!

nall: The_Hams asks, What's with the new bus driver? Will he be a prop or maybe have some roles in some episodes?
MattStone: He is a prop at this point. But in the future....... no se.

link: Tomb_uk asks: What job would you most like to do if you where never part of South Park?
MattStone: Surf intructor..... Me and jolon caught some wicked waves in costa rica last summer. or NBA player for the nuggets. Or a fucking rock star! With all the trimmings!

nall: Cartyman asks, Will Jesus ever return? Or be resurrected? (It's been more than 3 days..)
MattStone: true dat..... I have a feeling Jesus will come back. If you beleive with all your heart...

nall: Airman44 says: I've talked to Mattt Potter recently about the BASEketball Actor's Cut. He gave me some info. on it. Do you guys still want to do it? A lot of fans would appreciate it.
MattStone: I think it would be a better movie. Seriously. I actually think Matttttttt Potter would do a great job re-editing it. He's a great editor. But alas, I think we may have to move on with our lives..........

nall: ben asks, If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
MattStone: A big fucking 7-foot tall black tree that could play in the NBA for the Denver Nuggets.

nall: PestoidX asks, will ms. garrison be a woman forever?
link: wallosu asks: Can you tell Dian Bachar that he can crash at my house if he can't pay his rent?
MattStone: I just talked to Dian the other day..... But I don't where he is living right now. He is a very powerful man that Dian. Probably the best actor of our generation. I will tell him though, because sometimes rent is a difficult conccept for him

link: torndaredevil asks: Would you guys ever consider hosting SNL?
MattStone: HELLLLLLL NOOOO!!!! Way too much work. Also, me and Trey aren't really LIVE guys. We're more like hole up in an office for months at a time guys. They affered it too us right when South Park took off and Orgazmo came out and we said no..... Maybe with all that cocaine we would be okay....

nall: PestoidX asks, will ms. garrison be a woman forever?
link: towelie256 asks; Will you ever do ASSES OF FIRE on dvd or in the theaters?
MattStone: We would do it, but who would put it out? I don't think terrance and phillip is what the market desires. ALthough I personally would love to see it....

nall: Blaire asks, What do you think of South Park slash fandoms?
MattStone: Never read any of it. Probably wouldn't like it. But never tried it so can't say....

link: ELisa asks: Where is Chef?
MattStone: He's been taking a few shows off. We got so many characters now and so much we wanna do its hard to service them all. But Chef will be back soon.

nall: Butters asks, Will you and Trey be in any of the episodes as guest stars?
MattStone: too weird. We thought about it in this one episode, but we would have to come up with a way where it didn't look super lame self-promotional. Even though it would be exactly that, we wouldn't want it to LOOK that way

nall: valmont asks, do people such as the handicap, African Americans, Jewish folks, celebs, .etc ever come up to you and curse you out for mocking them?
link: The_Hams asks: Have you ever been protested against in any way?
link: sorry, nall. same question, really
MattStone: Nobody comes up to us except fans. And they generally like our shit. So that's good. No group has ever really protested south park. That's the big lie that was sold to everyone way early on about the show. We kind of went with it cuz it was good for ratings, but the truth is that we've never been protested against in a serious way

link: Incubus asks: WILL THE BOYS EVER GET OLDER? SEE FIFTH GRADE?
MattStone: We did the fourth grade thing and that was kind of a super goofy goof. maybe no fifth grade. That was a bad year for me.

nall: CheesyPoofs90 asks, Since you are half Jewish what do you celabrate? Christmas or the Jewish holiday I don't know how to spell?
MattStone: I'm only ethnically jewish. I grew up agnostic. I kind of half celebrate christmas with my family. If i'm not with my family, I smoke a joint and drink red wine and watch football.

link: Tweek asks: At what age did you lose your virginity, 17?
MattStone: How did you know? Wait a second.... Jenny?!?!

nall: sps_user667 asks, Will mr.slave and big gay al have any kids?
MattStone: I think slave and al will adopt a chinese boy and name him jerome and a little black boy and name hime cato.

link: spssmartguy asks: Question: What NFL football team(s) do you root for? Are you truely a Broncos fan, or are you a packer fan like me?
MattStone: Both Trey and I are broncos fans. We grew up in colorado so that's like in your blood and shit. I HATE the forty niners mostly because my friend jason likes them so much. Trey likes the seahawks too I know.

nall: what_his_face asks, what episode of South Park are you the most proud of? And do you think Professor Chaos will ever succeed in taking over South Park.. or the world?
MattStone: Professor Chaos will succeed someday. That will be a great episode. As far as the one I'm most proud of, I don't know. I really like certain episodes.... Like The anime show, the terry shavio show, the lord of the rings video store show, the terrance and phillip show, the simpsons did it show.... Off the top of my head.

link: sps_user667 asks: when u go poo, do u fold up ur toilet paper or jus crumple it up when u use it?
MattStone: Fold. Don't be gross.
MattStone: Crumpling is third world

nall: Airman44 With all the talk about ending South Park in recent interviews, what cause you and Trey to renew your contract?
MattStone: Its the BEST job in the world and we still think it has some gas in the tank. Also, let me mention that NEXT WEEK WE ARE DARK... No new south park the wed before thanksgiving. Just so you know.

link: Einstein asks: Why'd you get rid of those pre-show things on the first few DVD's? With the Indian guy and everything.
nall: Airman44 My friend (a dude) is dying to know... how big is you wang?
MattStone: Warner Bros video stopped paying for them.. Basically in the beginning of TV shows on DVD, they needed something special to sell them with. IT was just star trek and South Park out in like 98 and 99. And the DVD took OFF and they didn't need them so they wouldn't pay for them. I mean production costs, not for me and trey. Those things cost money and they didn't want to pay. As far as my wang, I'm in the lower percentile of magnum wearers.

link: Will Mr Hankey be back? Will there be another Christmas episode ever again?
MattStone: Mr. Hankey will be back. Probably after burrito night. As far as an xmas episode, probably not this year.

nall: Fizz_Grits asks, When is the Cartman Gets An Anal Probe: Special Edition coming? I seriously can't wait to see the episode it was meant to be seen!
MattStone: That would be great. Maybe we can get lucas to do it!

link: q: what would you say you and trey's biggest goals and ambititons are with the show?
MattStone: To finish off with more episodes then the simpsons.... Let's see, they do 26 a year and already have 350 or so..... If they keep going for another decade which seems possible they'll have in escess of 600 shows..... Meaning if we do 14 a year for the next forty years or so we should have em..... I'll be 75 and we'll finally beat those motherfuckers!

MattStone: Thanks everybody gotta go to a writers meeting!!!!!!
nall: Thanks for coming by, Matt.